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It's better than whatever you're supposed to be doing.



American Airlines


Dear Miss Taylor:

We received your letter and were eager to send you a reply. Accordingly, I noticed the email address included in your letter and I have taken the liberty of responding to you electronically.

In spite of our best efforts to ensure our customers enjoy pleasant, trouble-free travel on American, there will be that inevitable occasion when there is a problem. We expect our personnel to be sympathetic, resourceful and flexible in resolving such unavoidable difficulties to our customers' satisfaction. I am sorry your and your colleague's experience departing Austin on March 11 was otherwise.

While we make every effort to ensure there are enough agents staffing our ticket counters, it is not always possible to forecast the number of customers who will need assistance -- especially when unexpected circumstances cause long lines. Unfortunately, as you experienced, there will be occasions when lines move slower than we would like, and our customers are inconvenienced.

Whenever possible, we try to obtain additional manpower -- either to help customers check in at the counter or to identify those customers whose flight times are fast approaching so they can be given priority. When these efforts are still not enough, we feel it is the responsibility of each customer to let us know if his scheduled departure is at hand and he is in danger of missing the flight. There is simply no way for us to know the itinerary of each person in line and act accordingly. Still, I apologize again for this undoubtedly frustrating experience.

The next time you travel, try our AA Self-Service Check-In device, located near the ticket counter in most of our domestic airports. The Self-Service Check-In allows electronic ticket holders to check in, select a seat, get a boarding pass, and proceed directly to the security checkpoint. Customers with bags to check can also use the Self-Service Check-In device, which prints bag tags that a dedicated agent will match to your bags. All in one quick, easy stop. For further information about these devices, please visit AA.com or contact us at 1-800-433-7300 (24hours/daily).

Nevertheless, there is simply no excuse for rudeness| Our customers should always experience polite service from our employees regardless of the circumstances. Your comments about the lack of courtesy you and Mr. Cruz experienced greatly concern me. I am truly sorry that we didn't live up to our usual high standards of customer service when you spoke with our supervisor.

When hiring employees who will serve our customers, we work hard to look for those applicants who demonstrate a warm and friendly attitude. Our training programs emphasize to all our employees, new and experienced alike, the importance of an individualized, caring approach even in the face of the unique difficulties that only an airline can experience. I'm at a loss to explain exactly why you weren't treated with courtesy, but I can assure you that your letter has been forwarded to our General Manager in Austin for review.

As a gesture of goodwill, I have added 5,000 bonus miles to each of your AAdvantageŽ accounts. This adjustment will be reflected in your accounts very soon.

Meeting the highest expectations of our customers is our primary goal. Your concerns and comments will assist us in reaching that objective. Please don't let this unhappy experience discourage you or your colleague from traveling with us again.

I hope you don't mind that I've sent my response via email. Please continue to send us your comments through any communication channel that is most convenient for you. However, we'll get to your feedback faster and respond more quickly if you contact us again via http://www.aa.com/customerrelations. This is an "outgoing only" email address. If you 'reply' to this message by simply selecting the reply button, we will not receive your additional comments.

Sincerely,

Angela W. Dean
Customer Relations
American Airlines

Dear Angela,
If you or AA had any sense at all, you would have taken whatever you get paid to write fluffy, meaningless letters and sent it to me in the form of travel vouchers. That way, AA breaks even, you don't spend time writing a letter that helps nothing, and I don't waste precious minutes of my life skimming it to see what you're going to give me for my trouble.
Kat

 
About Me

Name: Kat

Location: USA

Occupation: Writer

Motivation: Hearse Pimpin

Major Malfunction: Travel


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Yes, it's a trap.



The Seattle Big 10

I just wanted him to show me the Space Needle...

  1. Becoming the self-appointed welcome wagon in a city I've lived in less than 6 months
  2. iPod Sundays at The Satellite
  3. Winehoused!
  4. The technicolor wolf-dragon-man
    I think I finally figured out what he wants from me, and he can't have it!
  5. MS Transportation Failure
    "I think I'm going to die on this bus."
    "Perhaps we already have."
  6. Having to describe the weather I'm seeing only as "precipitation" because I really don't know what it is
  7. Kool-Aid Man
    Oh yeah!
  8. A t-shirt that reads, "Ask me why I'm stabbing you in the face."
    "WHY???"
  9. Koreans who love eggs
    Like the sky above...
  10. g00bs, a.k.a. Seattle men
    Love 'em or hate 'em, they make great blog fodder


The Previous Big 10

The Summer Again Big 10

A year? Already?

  1. Free Hams
    Free hams will fill me! Free hams will thrill me! Why don't you feed me... FREE HAMS!!!
  2. The DMV in NYC
  3. Adding bubbles to your bath so you can actively ignore how dirty the tub is
  4. Gus's diamond status at Harrah's properties
    Congrats, baby!
  5. Bjorkestra
    The term alone has me excited
  6. Old friends
  7. The Master Cleanse
  8. My broken Sidekick
    Fuck T-Mobile. I'd flip the bird for emphasis but my hands are busy with this tablet and chisel
  9. Edys Loaded Butterfinger Ice Cream
    The Addiction is back
  10. Being annoyed that the right column is longer than the left
    My site needs a boob job


The Big 10 Before That

The Big Apple Big 10

It's up to you, New York

  1. My new office
    I miss everyone in the Austin office a lot, but these guys give me iced mochas
  2. Countertops... Whoa...
  3. Peeping Tom
    "You people live in Brooklyn because you can't afford to live in Manhattan." / "I do live in Manhattan! HAHAHAHA!"
  4. The never-ending quest for tortillas and Mach-3 razors
    I think I'm done questing for awhile
  5. Vacation sunglasses
  6. Hoboken
    If only for its great view of Manhattan
  7. The misguided libidinous dweebs on MySpace
  8. The new virus on my computer that allowed me to install a fart button
  9. Abnormally vivid dreams about monkeys
    That's a bit curious, George
  10. Waiting until I move across the country to update my Big 10


The Big 10 Way Before That

The Linkless Big 10

Because you've had enough already!

  1. DSL and wireless Internet
    They got off to a rocky start, but now they're finally coexisting peacefully in my apartment
  2. Dim Sum
    Like most ethnic foods, it's even better here
  3. My refurbished Blogger template
  4. Trader Joe's
    It's better than your grocery store
  5. Feeling like I'm on vacation all the time
  6. People who actually speak web jargon
    Way to show your age! LOL
  7. Haight Street
    I'm sure there are "much cooler" places to go in San Francisco, but I don't care
  8. The DaVinci Code
  9. My car
    Never thought I'd appreciate it so much until I had to spend a lot of time in the backseat of someone else's
  10. Still figuring out what to do with the new-fangled Big 10s


The Big 10 Way WAY Before That

The Big 10 of 2004

If popular cable channels can do it, so can I

  1. We took home the best dog ever
  2. The revival of PlatKat.com
    I've come a long way, baby!
  3. The first season of Home Movies on DVD
    Put marbles in your nose/No do not put them there!
  4. Men who still think women can't play poker
    Your ignorance is cash in my pocket
  5. My pink hair
    Now everyone's really jockin' me like they know me
  6. Freebirds North
    Fuck Chipotle (a subsidiary of McDonald's)
  7. A full-sized U-Haul truck being hauled by a larger truck
  8. Going to Oklahoma more times in one year than ever before
    I saw a cow
  9. Sammiches
    Why say it correctly? Ask the maker of the 8500-calorie one.
  10. Spending too much time contemplating what to do with all of my archived Big 10s


The Big 10 Way WAY WAY Before That

A Very Space-Saving Big 10

  1. Netflix
    I'm on the bandwagon at last!
  2. The new They Might Be Giants video on homestarrunner.com
  3. Fish tacos from Zapatos
    Perhaps the only good thing about College Station
  4. Adult Swim
    What bumps will those crazy kids think of next?
  5. The movie, Frida
    Better than they say, not as good as it could have been
  6. That guy who blew up an outhouse because he lit a cigarette while taking a shit
  7. Super Puzzle Fighter
  8. Las Vegas
    Hell on earth, but I was just visiting
  9. The amendment banning same-sex marriage was defeated in the Senate
    Good to hear we're staying in the 21st century
  10. Crappy free cds from college
    Although they give my desk a cluttered, retro look, I'm still not listening to them

Kat's Really Old Big 10s

Scrolling is so 2001.

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