Archive for July, 2010

A young girl at a parade I was in told me I look like Katy Perry. I wanted to take it as a compliment, but all I know about her is that she’s a dark-haired pop star. So I smiled and nodded instead of saying thank you, and then I went home and looked her up.

Blech. But her song did inspire me to write this little ditty:

Emerald City girls, we’re quite destestable
Ironic shades, band t-shirts on top
Pale white skin, so cold we’ll freeze your icicle
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Emerald City girls, we’re so deniable
Dark, mean, weird, we’ll break off your cock
West coast represent, now put your hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh