lazylifter09: Just got 2 the gym.
about 1 hour ago
lazylifter09: Gonna do some leg curls.
about 58 minutes ago
somechick95611: Hay man! I’m at the gym too! Wearin’ my pink track suit and lookin’ fiiiiine.
about 57 minutes ago
lazylifter09: I betchu look fine gurrrrrl
about 56 minutes ago
somechick95611: Fo Sho
about 52 minutes ago
somechick95611: Whatchu doin N E wayz?
about 52 minutes ago
lazylifter09: 200 lbs at 5 whole reps! Ima gettin strong now! yeah boieeee
about 48 minutes ago
lazylifter09: When da weight slam down itz like ‘pop POP!’
about 47 minutes ago
somechick95611: You so stong! lol
about 45 minutes ago
someotherperson: Stupid punkass lol
about 36 minutes ago
lazylifter09: Textin some mo peeps. Teh gym is awsum haha!
about 34 minutes ago
lazylifter09: Liffin’ free weights now!
about 31 minutes ago
lazylifter09: I can lift 100 lbs with one arm. Two reps!
about 28 minutes ago
someotherperson: My pitbull will eat U! hah!
about 26 minutes ago
lazylifter09: Liftin with the other arm, but yo dawg you keep textin me brah!
about 23 minutes ago
lazylifter09: Phone is blowin up, yall. Can’t a brother lift?
about 22 minutes ago
lazylifter09: I’m gonna sit here on this bench for another 15 minutes so I can feel like I’ve been at the gym and working out for a long time even though I’m a giant waste of space who has done the equivalent of move heavy furniture around a small room and will probably develop back problems and other injuries before any muscle tone is visible.
about 15 minutes ago
platkat: If you can’t finish one full set of reps without messing with your phone, how strong are you really?
just now
Addendum: Yeah, I know. The spelling and grammar are too good. You’ll just have to suspend your disbelief a little.
Andrew says:
Dude, cut him some slack. He has to be at another gym in 26 minutes.
October 15, 2009, 8:57 pmSure Grandpa, she's totally checking you out. Now push. says:
Yeah- orthopedic surgeons gotta eat too you know! Christ, do you know how much they have in student loans? Without moronic youngsters or desperate middle-aged men, they'd be up shit creek.
Groan, flex, and scream on mighty warriors, scream on.
October 16, 2009, 8:57 am