I’m getting a new sublet in Alhambra today. Say it with me now:

Before you attempt to be funny and original by sarcastically mistaking it for Alabama like several other people have, please think of the children.
Going Under the Virtual Knife
I’m getting a new sublet in Alhambra today. Say it with me now:

Before you attempt to be funny and original by sarcastically mistaking it for Alabama like several other people have, please think of the children.
Really only makes that noise in bed says:
Oh blessings and peace be upon you sister for the phonetic explanation!
I had been pronouncing it- "Allah-oom-bra". But having uttered the name of the holy prophet, I had to punctuate it in a manner befitting my people.
Now conversations about your whereabouts are much shorter and less startling.
July 8, 2009, 2:15 am