Comments on: PlatKat Publishing, At Your Service http://www.platkat.com/2008/11/platkat-publishing-at-your-service/ Going Under the Virtual Knife Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:41:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: miranda http://www.platkat.com/2008/11/platkat-publishing-at-your-service/comment-page-1/#comment-75 miranda Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:39:00 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=116#comment-75 Hrm...I wonder if Platkat Publishing can help with resignation letters. The ol' "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you" method of quitting is losing it's impact. Hrm…I wonder if Platkat Publishing can help with resignation letters. The ol’ “fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you” method of quitting is losing it’s impact.

]]> By: Death be not garrulous http://www.platkat.com/2008/11/platkat-publishing-at-your-service/comment-page-1/#comment-76 Death be not garrulous Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:29:42 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=116#comment-76 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Sanders" rel="nofollow">Does not approve.</a> (Read his note.)<br /><br />As much as I would love to get you one step closer to your dream hearse, I'll save the money for a professional executor to settle my small affairs. It's important death be quick and painless, ESPECIALLY for those who have to read about it.<br /><br />Unless perchance you offer skywriting? Does not approve. (Read his note.)

As much as I would love to get you one step closer to your dream hearse, I’ll save the money for a professional executor to settle my small affairs. It’s important death be quick and painless, ESPECIALLY for those who have to read about it.

Unless perchance you offer skywriting?

]]> By: jweedy http://www.platkat.com/2008/11/platkat-publishing-at-your-service/comment-page-1/#comment-77 jweedy Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:58:48 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=116#comment-77 Customer Testimonial:<br />Having been on the receiving end of PlatKat Publishing's Dear John letters, I can honestly say that I have never felt more broken up, and broken up with, than ever before. Salient topics of dissatisfaction were discussed, leaving no room for negotiations. I mean, even if I DID get surgery to enhance my penis, it was made clear that my sexual technique, lack of oral hygiene, and various other detriments would always be there to drive us apart. I was SO satisfied that I am now purchasing the suicide note services offered. Thanks PlatKat Publishing, for finally making me realize what a pathetic, unloved, useless excuse for a human being I truly am. Customer Testimonial:
Having been on the receiving end of PlatKat Publishing’s Dear John letters, I can honestly say that I have never felt more broken up, and broken up with, than ever before. Salient topics of dissatisfaction were discussed, leaving no room for negotiations. I mean, even if I DID get surgery to enhance my penis, it was made clear that my sexual technique, lack of oral hygiene, and various other detriments would always be there to drive us apart. I was SO satisfied that I am now purchasing the suicide note services offered. Thanks PlatKat Publishing, for finally making me realize what a pathetic, unloved, useless excuse for a human being I truly am.

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