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Alternate Title: Paris Hilton’s Evil Twin Goes to the Middle of Nowhere and Fires a Gun on a Rainy Day

Life is hard in The ‘Quah. Every day is a fight for survival. You gotta have the right skills to rule the mean streets.

You gotta make dollah bills and learn to shoot skeet.

Even though it was raining, my experienced gun-totin’ fellow Texpat and I ventured out to Seattle Skeet and Trap so we could shoot things. I hadn’t fired a gun since I visited Hawaii in 2005, so I was due. Lucky for us, the range was open, so we signed up and waited while other people shot.

I didn’t shoot much, as I quickly learned what a bruise to the shoulder the butt of a 12-gauge shotgun will give you. Apparently, I looked more than a little surprised when the gun kicked back as forcefully as it did.

I think I’d like to try this again, but with a smaller gun. My, how history does repeat itself…

Skeet skeet.