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He asked me what I would like done with my body after I die.

I said, “Burn it.”

He replied, “Okay, but can I use the corpse beforehand, while it’s still warm?”

I didn’t even have to ask him to fuck me post-mortem, he offered.

The last time I mentioned this idea to someone, he got mad.

This entry was posted by platkat on September 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm under Uncategorized. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Comments

  1. April says:

    it’s LOVE.

    September 27, 2008, 4:44 pm

  2. Skills: Necrophilia Salary: Negotiable says:

    Question: Do you still keep your URL on your resume…?

    September 28, 2008, 4:16 pm

  3. platkat says:

    I never referenced this website on my resume. This site is a hobby and unrelated to my profession. However, if a possible employer took time out of his day to search for the site, wallow in its depravity, and complain that it insults his delicate sensibilities, I don’t imagine we’d enjoy working together anyway.

    September 28, 2008, 4:36 pm

  4. Dedicated Wallower says:

    That was an awesome response to a lighthearted poke at something I thought I once saw, but obviously didn’t.

    September 28, 2008, 11:32 pm