Idiotic Germ People

There’s a girl here who is fresh of the boat Indian who needs to use a paper towel to handle every single thing she touches. The doors, the sink, everything.

She moved here from a country where women shit by the side of the road and wipe their asses using their own hands. I doubt paper towels were available for mass consumption there, so why waste them here where it’s actually clean?

There’s another girl here who is fat as hell and also can’t open a door without a piece of paper towel in her hand.

If she’s really that concerned about her health and well-being, why doesn’t she try not eating garbage all the time? Does she really think the grease-faced 16-year-old preparing her McDonalds triple-cheeseburger with extra mayo washes his hands every time he takes his 15-minute break in the bathroom with a Victoria’s Secret catalog?

2 Comments

  1. The Baroness says:

    What do they think they’re protecting themselves from? I don’t get it.

    Just like at my job (parents are CRAZY about germs) when we use diaper covers for baby pictures, and my customers are like “Are they clean?” Well, yes, they are, but what if they were filthy? They already have a regular diaper on, and this is a diaper cover. Germs are not smart enough to infiltrate your baby’s diaper.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like they need to read the book “Baby Steps”

    It worked for Bob.

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