…Once these songs are over. You know, everyone has a booty tape full of music that puts them “in the mood.” But sometimes the occasion calls for anti-booty, and nothing says “Down boy,” like one of these masterpieces:

Boots Randolph – Yakety Sax (Benny Hill Theme)
Los Del Rio – Macarena
The Darkness – I Believe
Beastie Boys – Heart Attack Man
The Lion King – Hakuna Matata
Animaniacs – Wakko’s America
Lou Vega – Mambo #5
Weird Al – Eat It
Ren & Stimpy – Better Than No One
Smokey Robinson – Tears Of A Clown
Jefferson Starship – We Built This City
Will Smith – Parents Just Don’t Understand
Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart
Bobby Jimmy and the Crickets – Somebody Farted
Any Wesley Willis Song

You could easily add a bunch of kids’ songs, parodies, and comedic/novelty tracks, but I think these are the cream of the crop. You can add to this list if you feel like it. I’m sure I left out some epic libido-zappers. Like all my running lists, I’ll probably add more as I think of them and change the datestamp. Rock over Tacoma, rock on Seattle…

5 Comments

  1. Mot is Hot! says:

    Danse Macabre – Camille Saint-Saëns.
    Totentanz – Franz Liszt.

    Or maybe you should create a new category called “Warning Songs”. If your partner gets all hot and bothered to a weird plague-era inspired death ditty, you can pretty much guarantee you’re in for some trespassing-in-a-graveyard-freaky-role-playing vampire sex down the road.

    Yeah, yeah, I know. Here I go with the judgments again…

  2. Anonymous says:

    um, “Yakety Sax” is Boots Randolph.

  3. platkat says:

    Ummmm… thanks for… ummm… telling. Telling? Yeah, um, telling me um, like, telling me that. Um. I guess ummm I was trying to call attention to ummm the fact that the, like, song, er– ummm was on Benny Hill. But like, ummm, I’ll go ahead and ummm ch-cha-ummm, correct the mistake… or something.

  4. April Kling says:

    Chantilly Lace by the Big Bopper

  5. Razz Master says:

    We built this city makes me want to kill, which sort of gets me going, so in a weird twist it is a libido booster? On a serious note (get the musical pun), I worked at an ice rink from about 8 until I was 23 and that was a rink song. So for 15 years I heard that song a minimum of 5-9 times a day on weekends. When I hear it now-a-days, I’m like a Vietnam Vet when they hear helicopters or fireworks, I get all sweaty and I crap my pants. I need to go change my pants now, thanks…