Dear Bob,
This letter finds us in difficult times, and I write to commiserate with you over the untimely loss of your girlfriend. I learned of your recent love lost during the untimely departure of the 545 Seattle-bound bus just moments before my arrival at the bus stop. With little to do but swear loudly and wait for the next bus, I opened my window to the world, a midnight-blue Sidekick LX. There you sat in a built-in application on my desktop, bearing news of a life-changing earthquake that shook up dinner plans with your girlfriend by swallowing her forever.
We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules. And so do I. When you lose something you love, you want to chase after it, even if it means risking everything. Thus, it was no surprise that you didn’t hesitate to jump into the chasm right away and begin a journey of danger and desperation.
Quoting the wise, under-recognized Danger community forum philosopher, CourtJester03, “I really hate this game…is there any way on earth to delete this stupid game?” If only there were a way to delete this stupid game of harsh circumstances and unexpected twists and turns. You can’t turn your back on love the same way you can’t turn your back on life. Love isn’t easy; it never is.
But as Kyrios knowledgeably cites, “Nope, the game is apart [sic] of the core OS.” See, there’s no escaping these feelings of struggle and defeat as one battles large insects and spike-backed animals in dark, haunted rooms. Whether you’re free-falling several miles, unintentionally bouncing into a pool of hot lava, or eating a cube that makes everything go dark, traumatic experiences like these are programmed into our lives, and it is our duty, to ourselves and our loved ones, to overcome them.
This letter may not reach the midpoint cliff in Level 1 before you meet your impending doom. However, if it does, I hope the rest of your journey leaves you relatively unscathed and that you find your round, bouncy paramour in good health despite being unjustly swallowed by the bowels of the earth.
Take care,
Kat
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