Too much spice
Too much rice
Nothing else nice
So I’ll eat lunch twice
I feel strange going back to the cafeteria a second time to purchase a salad or sandwich with a predictable ingredient list and taste. I’d expect the cashiers to notice that I had already been there once today and tell me I fail at lunch. Today, this is true.
Addendum: I ended up being rescued from the clutches of Microsoft and magically whisked away to white-washed suburb of Kirkland, where I enjoyed a fish sandwich by the docks. Thanks, Josh.