PlatKat.com: Ten-Word Reviews of Seattle Stuff

Monday, April 07, 2008

Ten-Word Reviews of Seattle Stuff

The Athenian: I wanted Ivar's, but your delicious eggs benedict would suffice.

Ivar's Seafood Bar: I ate three breakfasts, so I will eat six desserts.

The Hunt Club: The fire was nice and I brought my own vicodin.

Driving Around Aimlessly: Let's end this madness, please please please please please please.

Lombardi's: Every dish could be a winner. I drank organic wine.

See Sound Lounge: It must be angry meathead night; I'll return on Tuesday.

Lava Lounge: A retro place to hide and contemplate a hula dance.

Torero's Mexican Restaurant: The waiter called us "amigos." Why? He don't know me.

Punjab's Sweets: The mango shake is good. What are those other things?

Bacco Cafe and Juice Bar: You rocked my breakfast hard despite a lack of bacon.

Sawdust Coffee Company: I'll mock your clientele while my bladder cries in pain.

Teaching Texas Hold 'Em: We need more people and money to make this work.

The Satellite: Dominoes, stiff drinks, and Kat's music make this place awesome.

posted by platkat @ 9:13 PM