PlatKat.com: Things I Won't Be Doing Today

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Things I Won't Be Doing Today

1. Coloring/eating/hiding/hunting for eggs.

2. Awaiting the arrival of a human-sized white rabbit who may or may not be my mother.

3. Circling a large, overcrowded building for over an hour in search of parking.

4. Occupying a large, overcrowded building for over an hour in search of self-validation.

5. Worshipping Jesus as the Christ our Lord.

6. Inviting extended family of my own and/or my significant other to eat dinner in my home so I can spend the day in mild discomfort and the evening talking trash about them once they've left.

7. Visiting extended family of my own and/or my significant other to eat dinner in their home so I can spend the day in somewhat greater discomfort and the evening wondering if they're talking trash about me after I've left.

8. My significant other. (NULL)

9. Hijacking the family of someone I just met to share/avoid the above experiences.

10. Finishing my lists with an odd number.

posted by platkat @ 2:36 PM