I don’t like Christmas, or the Christmas season, or Christ, but here are some pictures of things the holidays brought me this year.
As you can see, I have Christmas in my heart, or at least in that girl’s leg. Nothing says “tis the season” like a bunch of people in Santa costumes on the prowl for booze and mischief-making. After attending last year’s Santacon in New York, I decided that I must do it again—where, when and how being almost irrelevant.
I simultaneously love and hate this so much, I don’t know where to begin. I took this picture in Issaquah while smoking a cigarette outside someone’s condo (a sound real estate investment!). I think horse-drawn carriage rides are the smelliest, most boring idea ever, and I don’t have much better to say of the suburbs. But seeing that thing crawling up the main drag made my fucking day, and reinforced my decision to live where I do.
Ehhh, check out my new boots! I don’t normally break the bank for footwear, but it’s cold here and that probably won’t be changing. So I purchased these warm snowflakey boots, and they’re awesome. If you disagree, then get out of here Nebulon—no one likes your style.