PlatKat.com: Shameless

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Shameless

Today I went to Rite-Aid and returned a box of Trojan Twisted Pleasures Condoms and a gift bag. I bought the condoms for a green-themed white elephant gift exchange at a party that I didn't make it to due to my own drunkenness.

How many characteristics of a creepy old man must I assume before I actually become one?

posted by platkat @ 12:01 PM

Comments:

You should have returned some smut too. Even though you didn't buy it from Rite-Aid. Just to see the reaction...

# posted by

donkeypuncher : 7:04 PM

I have a story about people like you...remind me to tell you over a White Russian some time.

# posted by

Kevin : 1:00 PM