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Okay, so everyone knows it’s been a whirlwind of activity regarding my employment, my search for employment, and the offers I’ve received for employment. I really have been planning to write a huge post about everything, from joe-jobs to reality TV to corporate positions I think I’m too good for, but that will just have to wait.

I received an e-mail today, and it went something like this:

Hello

We are seeking a 4 web designers with experience designing on-line
advertorial content for websites… blah blah blah

Required Skills and Experience
3+ years experience in Web Design
Knowledge of basic website marketing principles
Strong Flash and Adobe CS2 skills
Ability to produce sophisticated Flash animations and components
Blah blah blah…

Best regards,

Claudinette Fetus-Chan
Technical Recruiter
xxx IT Resources
xxx Park Avenue
New YorK, NY 10017 (sic)
Ph: 212-949-xxxx
Fx: 212-949-xxxx
Email:fetuscl@xxx.com

Without missing a beat:

Hello Fetus,

Please find my attached resume and let me know when you would like to schedule an interview.

Thanks,
Kat

Is it obvious that I just don’t fucking care anymore?

Follow-up: They called me less than two minutes after I sent that e-mail to schedule an interview. Those wishing to learn more about my clever response-snaring tactics may stay tuned to platkat.com for further updates. Ha.

This entry was posted by platkat on September 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm under Uncategorized. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

2 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    I still bow down to the fact you called her “Fetus”. Indeed, there aren’t props mad enough.

    Go KaT! (sic)

    -Mr. Anon

    September 21, 2007, 10:00 pm

  2. Kevin says:

    If you can’t find a job, you could found a church:

    http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

    September 26, 2007, 5:10 pm