PlatKat.com: The Return of the Roach

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Return of the Roach

It appears my little friend decided to make a second appearance. This time, I spotted it on the wall above the bookcase. I ran over to the coffee table to swipe a magazine.

L Magazine? No, the listings in that are still good.

Bluff? No, we haven't read that one yet.

Advertising Age? No, too big!

Victoria's Secret Catalog? No!! Too flimsy!! How the hell am I going to kill this thing?

A-ha! Metro Source NY. I lept, arm outstretched, and smashed that pest with 200 pages of fabulous gayness. Unfortunately, I used such force that the sexy Armani ad on the back cover left some very unsexy black marks on my wall. Since I can't readily remove these marks, I left the smashed roach up there too. Kind of an explanation for why those marks are there.

posted by platkat @ 12:09 PM