PlatKat.com: Bleepin' Puerto Ricans

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Bleepin' Puerto Ricans

Today I went to the Puerto Rican Day Parade held annually in New York City to celebrate the heritage of our afterthought of a US acquisition. I didn't mean to go, but like most events, I just sort of found myself there.

Did you click the link? That's exactly what it looked and sounded like for blocks and blocks. Noise-noise-NOISE-noise-red-white-blue-noise-flags-noise-fat-chick-noise-NOISE-noise. I was enjoying it fairly well until I realized something: I fucking hate Puerto Ricans.

I don't hate them as a people, but every person with any Puerto Rican blood in them at all that I've gotten to know on a personal level has turned out to be a complete shithead. (This excludes folks I met while actually visiting Puerto Rico.)

I won't name names, you know who you are. Screw you and your stupid, noisy, fattie-infested parade. I'm going to Rockefeller Center to use the bathroom now.

posted by platkat @ 6:59 PM