I have a new reason to hate Old Navy. Besides selling cheap, boring clothes for humans, they’ve now extended their crappy fashion line to outfit small dogs.

If dogs could talk, the first thing they’d say is, “Feed me.” The second thing they’d say is, “Don’t put clothes on me.”

DOGS DON’T WEAR CLOTHES!

It’s one of the few advantages of being a dog, right up there with being allowed to pee wherever you want and having the freedom to sleep all day. Let’s not ruin it for them.