If I ever become famous, and wish to create and endorse miscellaneous products that have nothing to do with my notable career, my flagship product will be Fuck-Yeah Trail Mix Cereal. It has these ingredients:
Grapenuts (genericized)
Semi-sweet chocolate morsels
Raspberries (fresh, not dry)
Cashews (salty!)
Enough milk to cover the grapenuts
Maybe it should just be a recipe. *shrug*
gus away from the metroplaza says:
“There is no better way to start a day of laying around hungover watching episodes of Saved by the Bell than with a giant bowl of Fuck-Yeah Trail Mix Cereal. And even when it’s the College Years, I can at least enjoy the cereal.”
April 20, 2007, 8:01 am