PlatKat.com: Fuck-Yeah Trail Mix Cereal

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Fuck-Yeah Trail Mix Cereal

If I ever become famous, and wish to create and endorse miscellaneous products that have nothing to do with my notable career, my flagship product will be Fuck-Yeah Trail Mix Cereal. It has these ingredients:

Grapenuts (genericized)
Semi-sweet chocolate morsels
Raspberries (fresh, not dry)
Cashews (salty!)
Enough milk to cover the grapenuts

Maybe it should just be a recipe. *shrug*

posted by platkat @ 1:28 PM

Comments:

"There is no better way to start a day of laying around hungover watching episodes of Saved by the Bell than with a giant bowl of Fuck-Yeah Trail Mix Cereal. And even when it's the College Years, I can at least enjoy the cereal."

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