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I downloaded the new version of AIM recently. Then I woke up this morning, turned it on, and found a new group on my buddy list called MyNiggaz. I have Niggaz, y’all! And one of them is… Jack Levy??

There are actually 27 in all. Twenty-seven niggaz! Mua-ha-ha! I didn’t recognize most of the names. They’re probably porn spammers or something. I don’t know how or why someone would program a bot to throw those in there, thinking I’d just say, “Oh yeah, AOL gave me some niggaz. That’s cool…”

The idea of my having niggaz is almost as funny and absurd as Tokyo Breakfast.

“If nigga no go to school, nigga no get a job. If nigga no get a job, nigga no make no money. If nigga no make no money, nigga no be able to afford no BMW 7 Series, niggaaaaaaaah!”