PlatKat.com: Impeccable Timing?

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Impeccable Timing?

From: someone@papercitymag.com
To: platkat@gmail.com
Date: Feb 26, 2007 6:56 PM
Subject: Job opening

Kat,

I found your resume in a file. We have openings in our editorial departments
in Houston and Dallas, are you interested?

Someone
Publisher

I applied for an editorial position with Paper City after I left NI (almost 2 years ago). Given my current job status, this is eerily coincidental, sadly pathetic, and funny all rolled into one.

I'm trying to conjure up a cheeky response, but I'm drawing a blank. I'm obviously not going to move to Dallas or Houston to work for a publication with such low circulation, and I think everyone can use a little ball-busting from time to time. Apparently, the rest of the world thinks so too because my balls to say anything clever lately seem to be nearly microscopic!

posted by platkat @ 3:50 PM