Think about the last time you gave someone a rim job while drinking a gin and tonic and smoking a cigarette and you’ll have some idea the tap water in our apartment tastes like. Do people in New York actually drink this stuff?
Today it rained all afternoon, and now the top of the Empire State Building is hidden by a thick, dense fog. Today’s high temperature was this Texas girly’s nightmare: a damp 58 degrees. I’m glad I work at home, and gladder still that I will be returning to sunny Austin in less than a week.