Dinner ended early and I was out of stuff to do. So I opened my sidekick and looked at my To Do List.
“Buy running shorts at Academy”
Okay, I can do that. To Academy I went. I returned home empty-handed, but learned some things:
1. My right breast sags lower than my left. Thanks, cute-but-slightly-large pink Adidas top!
2. I have armpit fat.
3. All the short shorts that I guess people are wearing now make me look freakish overall and show off every dimple in my legs at best. They apparently stopped making normal shorts for normal people like me.
In conclusion, I need to work out some more before I go shopping for more workout clothes.