PlatKat.com: Damn Skippy, I Took the Last Donut

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Damn Skippy, I Took the Last Donut

That's right, there was one donut left and I took it. I don't care if you saw me. Like 10 people saw me and they didn't say shit. And no, I didn't try to be all nice and break it in half, just in case someone who wanted a donut was slacking on their arrival time. Breaking the last donut is the dumbest, wussiest thing that people in offices across America do, and I'm not getting on that bandwagon. No one wants your stupid donut-half. They wanted their own donut, but you got there first. They'll understand if you eat the whole thing. They sure as hell aren't going to eat the last donut-half. You can't tell whether it's been bitten into, or if someone broke it, or if their hands were dirty, or what. So yeah, I took the last donut, and I'm not apologizing.

Everyone should always take the last donut!!

posted by platkat @ 3:26 PM