PlatKat.com: Damn Skippy, I Show Off My Bruised Knees

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Damn Skippy, I Show Off My Bruised Knees

That's right, I have two giant blue and purple bruises nearly covering the surface of both my knees. My annoyance upon receiving them turned to anger, and my anger turned to laughter, and my laughter turned to derangement. Fuck it--I'm wearing a skirt and working these beauties around town. Why hide your aberrations when you can use them to keep people guessing? Is Gus's kind, demure personality just a facade for a brutally violent inner wife-beater? Did I get punched by a midget? Did I renew my subscription for Floggings Weekly, and receive the special "joints" issue? Did Tonya Harding grow jealous of my fame, beauty, and talent and decide to put a hit out on me? Too much PRAYING?! HAHAHAHAHA! You'll never know where these nasty knee deformations came from, but be sure of one thing, you'll be seeing a lot of them in the next four to six weeks.

Everyone should always show off their bruised knees!!

posted by platkat @ 12:12 PM