I keep trying to call my grandparents to tell them that I’m going to Chicago for work next week and would like to visit them. Every time I call I get a loud, blaring busy signal that sounds almost foreign in this age of call-waiting and cell phones, and I’m like, “Who the fuck are you talking to?”

In other news, I’m going to Chicago. Hahahaha!

Well… it is February, so I guess the joke is on me.