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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

This morning I found the door to the downstairs women's restroom ajar. There was a note taped to it that read, "DO NOT CLOSE THIS DOOR!! THE DOORKNOB IS BROKEN! IF YOU CLOSE THE DOOR YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT!!!!"

I'm assuming this note was written by the unlucky woman who spent the first two hours of her workday locked in the bathroom with nothing to read. That's why I'm going to start bringing my Sidekick every time I go to the bathroom. If not to call someone in the event that I get trapped in there, to sit and read lowbrow moments while I took a nice uninterrupted dump.

posted by platkat @ 3:10 PM

Comments:

Man, stuck in the bathroom.. what a crappy way to start a day.

# posted by

Atalanta : 7:34 PM

obviously it's been too long since i've read your blog. i had no idea you moved back to austin.
welcome back and happy very belated bday.

# posted by

felicia : 9:21 AM

that is EXACTLY why i always take my cell phone when i go into the womens room and hide out in one of the stalls. think people THINK!

# posted by

bricotrout : 7:35 AM

hrm, maybe i should be more careful about always having my phone on me...

# posted by

Melinda : 10:22 AM

I take a megaphone with me everytime I use a public restroom.

# posted by

mrshife : 11:57 AM

What happened to the buying-a-bed-at-Christmas post?

# posted by

stewie : 3:06 PM