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Thursday, December 29, 2005

I painted the front door of our house THIS SHADE OF YELLOW. I'm not sure if it matches the trim or not, but it makes our house distinguishable from the near-identical one next to it. Also, it gives everyone who drives down the road perpendicular to ours another reason to think we've lost our marbles. Odder still, all the yellow paint under my fingernails makes it look like I've been scratchin' my peehole.

Also, I noticed that the elf in all of the Comedy Central holiday promos is named Dingleberry. How the hell did they get away with that??

posted by platkat @ 10:43 AM