I can’t stand it when I’m walking somewhere and someone else will get right in front of me and walk really slow. It’s even more annoying when they kind of half turn around with a look on their face that says, “Are you following me? You’re right behind me…” and continue to cluelessly amble down the middle of the path, already forgetting that someone is behind them wishing to get by. I’m usually thinking, “Look you wretched snail who’s going nowhere in life, don’t act all surprised that someone’s walking behind you when you stagger down the hall like a retarded, crippled three-legged dog with cancer!” Yep, I usually think that. But then there was that one time that I said it…
Razz Master says:
Do you ever get those people that actually walk slower once they figure out you’re behind them? Then they move from side to side to block you from going around them. Or those people that drag their feet. Its like, are you that fucking lazy you can’t pick your feet up when walking that you have to shhhh shhhh shhh down the hall? By the way, never shake hands with these people, you’re liable to get one hell of a shock. Now that I think about it, people are stupid.
October 11, 2005, 7:16 pmplatkat says:
And thus you have cited the foundation of this blog.
October 11, 2005, 7:54 pmA. Nonymous says:
How about those retarded bastards that just stop, without warning, right in front of you so that you pile into them. Usually this occurs when some shiny object catches their eye while shopping in a crowded mall around Christmas time.
I fantasize about running through mall during these periods, swinging a machete.
October 11, 2005, 8:02 pmLBseahag says:
I seem to get the person who not only cuts me off, but picks their butt while walking in front of me…it happened twice just this month…
Mtn View is an alright place..I had a great experience at the Kragen on El Camino today…but i feel sorry for young kids trying to learn their address, and the street names are Atasthacdero and Embarcanededo….
October 11, 2005, 8:57 pmwhat the hell?
April says:
I feel the EXACT same way. But also with my car. It’s a miracle I haven’t had more accidents.
October 12, 2005, 12:05 amMr. Shife says:
I only walk slow in front of people when I am cropdusting. Just spreading the love.
October 12, 2005, 9:34 amDirk the Feeble says:
A crippled three-legged dog with cancer? Ouch.
October 12, 2005, 10:05 amriceowl03 says:
Meh, I find the fact that they are going slow is usually because they’re talking, a lot, and quite freely and openly for a public venue. Coupled with my being fairly short and quiet, this leads to my getting to learn quite a bit about some people. Most people don’t even notice I’m there, so they go on and on talking to someone near them, or typically on their cell phone, or otherwise going about their life, while meanwhile I merrily pick up every bit of information I might find useful one day.
Now let’s see how fast you walk constantly turning around to make sure there’s not some short f**ker about to go Phone Booth on you…
October 12, 2005, 11:10 amHollywood Phony says:
Wait a minute, you’re kidding right? This isn’t a real post is it?
GO AROUND THEM.
October 12, 2005, 11:43 ambrainhell says:
Good for you on the hate blog. Next time some retarded, crippled three-legged dog with cancer gets in front of you, I hope it’s me, and that I am Mexican, or something else that annoys you, because I am crippled, and I do sound retarded.
October 12, 2005, 12:44 pmHollywood Phony says:
He got you there.
October 12, 2005, 12:56 pmA. Nonymous says:
…and I do sound retarded.
Such as in that comment.
October 12, 2005, 7:43 pmjust thinking says:
Heh, I usually just say EXCUSE ME in an irritated voice so they’ll get out of the way, and then try to resist the urge to slap that dirty look right off their face, yes TRY.
Note: This is one of the reasons that I hate the mall….
October 19, 2005, 12:31 pm