U are LeeT! OMG LOL

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quit crying, everything's gonna be fine.

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"No such user 'JG Longbotham'. Tastes like chicken."

It's a trap Kat- RUUUUNNN! It's a serial axe-murderin', child molestin', non-toilet-seat-leavin'-down rapist... oh, wait, J.G. Longbotham. I guess he/she/it's OK.

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Admiral Akbar? Is that you?

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Now i can finally get a Meet the Fuckers tshirt since I have fark.com...

I can wear it and get booted off a flight on Southwest Airlines...

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I love the fark. I saw that story too about Southwest, that is ridiculous.

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

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