Last night, my Chinese roommate showed me some dvds that she had burned and said I could watch them whenever I wanted. I said, “Thanks!” and went into my room. I came out a little later to get some water and she said, “I also like the movie, Meat Fucker.”
I paused for a minute, knowing that my Silicon Valley sweetheart of a roommate did not just say what my disgusting mind had processed it to mean.
“Oh!” I recovered, “Meet the Fockers… yeah, I haven’t seen that one yet. It looked good.”
And then I scurried back into my room, hoping that my pause didn’t insinuate that her accent is a problem. I can easily understand her, but I can just as easily follow a path of lewd distortion.
Razz Master says:
Maybe you heard her correctly and your sweet roommate is really a porn addict. Its always the quiet ones.
September 9, 2005, 6:41 pmjamwall says:
“meat fuckers” that’s a good flick! crappy acting though!
September 10, 2005, 11:54 pm