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Monday, September 12, 2005

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

When I was in elementary school, I used suck on the wrappers of chocolate cupcakes. I would hold the edges and pull the middle into my mouth, making sweet love to the chocolately residue. Eventually, I'd stick the whole thing in my mouth and chew it like gum until it lost its flavor. Most other kids thought I was weird and didn't want to play with me. I guess that's why I stopped doing it.

Twenty years later, I'm sitting in my cubicle, typing high-priority work e-mails and messaging my friends with a big, slobbery cupcake wrapper hanging out of my mouth. Fuck those kids, man. I'm in flavor country.

posted by platkat @ 1:08 PM