ARRRRRR! It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day! I was planning to rob and pillage all the land lubbers, and round up ye wenches to come aboard me ship, but I kind of have the sniffles right now. I’ll just have to sail the Seven Seas another day! In the meantime, how’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? (It makes no sense when I say it, but it’s the best pickup line ever… even if it’s not Talk Like a Pirate Day.)
Mr. Shife says:
Find out your pirate name!
September 19, 2005, 4:47 pmplatkat says:
Now there’s an unnecessarily long online quiz that I can sink my teeth into! My pirate name is Black Mary Kidd:
“Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!”
September 19, 2005, 5:04 pmVictor says:
Interesting, my pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Vane
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that’s okay, because it’s much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
September 19, 2005, 7:00 pmjamwall says:
i have a joke that’s actually quite appropriate for this post:
a pirate walks into a bar., the bartender goes “hey long john silver, what’s that little wheel in your pants for?”
the pirate says: “aaarrrrrr…it drives me nuts!!!!”
September 20, 2005, 1:03 pmMyrtle Beach Stuff says:
Yo Ho me bucko! This here vessel is Student Friendly and full o’rum!
September 21, 2005, 11:59 pmplatkat says:
And if I were a student, that might be interesting! Quit spammin’ me bloggy, yarrr!
September 22, 2005, 12:50 pm