Yesterday I took my car to get fixed at Midas. They had these coupons on the counter for the Hobee’s nearby. “Try our signature coffee or ridiculously-overpowering-even-when-watered-down cinnamon orange tea and receive a free piece of blueberry crumb cake.”
After spending more than 500 bucks on my car, getting something free sounded pretty good. So I stopped in and got my tea and cake. I carried it out to my car, and like everyone else, set it on the roof while I juggled stuff and unlocked my car. Once all my other junk was safely on the floor of my car, I retrieved my tea, only for the extremely retarded java jacket to slip off the cup and thus mar the tea retrieval process. I splattered tea all over the roof of my car, and it was annoying.
Java jackets were probably invented because some moron sued or complained about their beverage being hot. Coffee and tea are hot, you dweeb-neeblers! If you can’t take the heat, stay outta the kitch–er, coffee place. No pain, no gain, suckas!
Mr. Shife says:
Another reason to avoid the java monsters.
September 19, 2005, 11:55 am