Why?

1. I’m playing a Texas Hold’Em tournament and I’m high chip stack at my table.

2. I’m eating fat, delicious, and FREE hot dogs.

3. Jim Cramer is on TV, boisterously declaring what a smart investment Capital One is. And I know this is true, because I bought it before it went up a few months ago.

I am experiencing a trifecta of satisfaction.

2 Comments

  1. Hollywood Phony says:

    it’s all cuz of those david spade commercials.

  2. Mr. Shife says:

    David Spade is the life jacket that keeps the American economy afloat.