Comments on: The Garlic Offensive http://www.platkat.com/2005/08/the-garlic-offensive/ Going Under the Virtual Knife Wed, 01 Feb 2012 04:41:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: felicia http://www.platkat.com/2005/08/the-garlic-offensive/comment-page-1/#comment-861 felicia Tue, 09 Aug 2005 15:56:56 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=658#comment-861 this story made me laugh a lot...and cringe a lot too. yikes. <br /><br />i've told bill that if i EVER become that neurotic to just shoot me. this story made me laugh a lot…and cringe a lot too. yikes.

i’ve told bill that if i EVER become that neurotic to just shoot me.

]]> By: platkat http://www.platkat.com/2005/08/the-garlic-offensive/comment-page-1/#comment-862 platkat Sat, 06 Aug 2005 19:21:16 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=658#comment-862 I actually considered posting an addendum just to say that my good friends who are moms (that would be you, Miranda) are not psychotic like this lady, nor do they seem to be on the verge of becoming that way. I witnessed something similar to the mom and son in your cooking class when I was running the Chuy's 5K a couple years ago. This woman was on the side of the road bitching out her son because he was feeling sick and couldn't keep running. It brought back uncomfortable memories from my childhood, and I slightly regret that I didn't yell "leave the kid alone and keep running yourself, you fat bitch!" Both pieces of advice would have served this chunky schmuck well. I actually considered posting an addendum just to say that my good friends who are moms (that would be you, Miranda) are not psychotic like this lady, nor do they seem to be on the verge of becoming that way. I witnessed something similar to the mom and son in your cooking class when I was running the Chuy’s 5K a couple years ago. This woman was on the side of the road bitching out her son because he was feeling sick and couldn’t keep running. It brought back uncomfortable memories from my childhood, and I slightly regret that I didn’t yell “leave the kid alone and keep running yourself, you fat bitch!” Both pieces of advice would have served this chunky schmuck well.

]]> By: Miranda http://www.platkat.com/2005/08/the-garlic-offensive/comment-page-1/#comment-863 Miranda Sat, 06 Aug 2005 13:54:25 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=658#comment-863 Dood, I just got out of a cooking class with Lauren at Central Mkt where this bitch was acting the same.exact.way. with her son. I was thinking "you dumb bitch, why are you here trying to bond with your son if you're going to be a complete shithead about it???" I was so sad for that kid. I'm glad I'm a cool mom....well, except for my occasional bought of road rage for people from Florida who slam on their brakes almost causing my daughter and I to slam into the back of her stupid "Cadi that Zigs". That's when I go psycho, but then again, maybe it's ok to do that in front of your kids. They need to know people are idiots and deserve the occasional flip-off....if not, I don't want to hear it. I hardly bitch at Lauren and she's not into any hardcore drugs, yet. I think we're doing ok. Dood, I just got out of a cooking class with Lauren at Central Mkt where this bitch was acting the same.exact.way. with her son. I was thinking “you dumb bitch, why are you here trying to bond with your son if you’re going to be a complete shithead about it???” I was so sad for that kid. I’m glad I’m a cool mom….well, except for my occasional bought of road rage for people from Florida who slam on their brakes almost causing my daughter and I to slam into the back of her stupid “Cadi that Zigs”. That’s when I go psycho, but then again, maybe it’s ok to do that in front of your kids. They need to know people are idiots and deserve the occasional flip-off….if not, I don’t want to hear it. I hardly bitch at Lauren and she’s not into any hardcore drugs, yet. I think we’re doing ok.

]]> By: Razz Master http://www.platkat.com/2005/08/the-garlic-offensive/comment-page-1/#comment-864 Razz Master Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:30:22 +0000 http://www.platkat.com/?p=658#comment-864 Wow, great story. With a mom like that, the kid was probably praying that he would get kidnapped. And the dad was probably hoping to go along. A few comments though. Why let the kid wear his <i>school</i> shoes to a non school event? If the shoes were for school should he not wear them only to school? Otherwise, they should be labeled school/garlic fest shoes. Granted it is easier to deal with a bitch by not adding fuel to the fire but where were this man's balls? In her purse? Jerk or not he should have stood up to her a bit more. I wasn't there, so I'm only going off what you said, but he could have at least pulled her aside and calmed matters down until they got home. As for the kids, it is not surprising they acted out due to the heat and to the example psycho mom set. That is pretty sweet though, that "Miss Bitch 2005" got soaked. My parents constantly fought, unfortunately water trucks never drove near them. Wow, great story. With a mom like that, the kid was probably praying that he would get kidnapped. And the dad was probably hoping to go along. A few comments though. Why let the kid wear his school shoes to a non school event? If the shoes were for school should he not wear them only to school? Otherwise, they should be labeled school/garlic fest shoes. Granted it is easier to deal with a bitch by not adding fuel to the fire but where were this man’s balls? In her purse? Jerk or not he should have stood up to her a bit more. I wasn’t there, so I’m only going off what you said, but he could have at least pulled her aside and calmed matters down until they got home. As for the kids, it is not surprising they acted out due to the heat and to the example psycho mom set. That is pretty sweet though, that “Miss Bitch 2005″ got soaked. My parents constantly fought, unfortunately water trucks never drove near them.

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