PlatKat.com: Naperthrill

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Naperthrill

I was playing poker online tonight and saw that someone at my table was from Naperville, a sterile, corporate-controlled gene pool in which I was trapped for 17 hellish years. In this new-money Chicago suburb, nearly everyone is rich, gorgeous (by midwestern standards), way better than you, and if over 23, pushing a baby carriage.

I said hello and introduced myself as a fellow Napervillian. The player was silent and did not return my greeting.

Yep, Naperville hasn't changed a bit!

posted by platkat @ 9:22 PM