PlatKat.com: My Website Is a Dirty Slut

My Website Is a Dirty Slut

I logged on today to find out that my slutty, irresponsible website had contracted a virus. Nice going! See what happens when you hang out in the same place as porn sites and mpegs of tapdancing, polio-stricken transvestites? Sleep in a whore house long enough and you're gonna get fucked, my primary authoritative female figure from childhood always used to say...

It's all better now and safe for viewing, but man that was close! Thank Gaia for Valtrex, or you wouldn't even be able to read this.

posted by platkat @ 12:03 PM

Comments:

Yeah I noticed earlier that my virus protector went nuts when I went to PlatKat.com. You might inform Gus his site might have something too because the same thing happened when I went there this morning.

# posted by

masman21 : 2:57 PM

Gus's site lives in the same virtual whorehouse as mine, so he had the same problem. I provided the same treatment to his site, and now they just have to go to group therapy once a week.

# posted by

platkat : 3:13 PM

Lucky for me, I use a blog condom when reading both your sites. (Bloglines)

# posted by

April : 6:27 PM

Your blog gave me the itchies...
Thanks a lot.

:P

# posted by

LBseahag : 9:21 PM

i love that bunny tap dancer thing. the best is peoples' outrage at the 'exploitation' of that 'poor person'. are you really on the same server?

# posted by

Hollywood Phony : 9:40 PM

wow, that sucks...

# posted by

Laestrygonian : 9:54 AM

"Thank Gaia for Valtrex"

....if I had a nickle for everytime I heard that come out of one my friends' mouths, I wouldn't be working in this sorry excuse for HELL.

# posted by

miranda : 11:22 AM

Monday, August 29, 2005

My Website Is a Dirty Slut