PlatKat.com: Kat's Life Grab Bag #3

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Kat's Life Grab Bag #3

1. I often do GIS (Google Image Searches) throughout my day for various reasons and in my searches, I found Pet Portraits. Simply landing here means nothing, but since I amused myself with such idle cuteness between editing projects for such a prolonged amount of time, I have truly sickened even myself. After work, I'll be at the bar drinking aged scotch straight from the bottle and picking up a few hookers to preserve my usual psuedo-manly persona.

Just kidding... about the hookers.

2. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Fashion is so stupid. Every jacket/blazer that has a chance of covering my freakishly long torso without looking like one of those dumpy 80s rejects also has three-quarter cut sleeves. What the HELL? I've got long skinny arms and they get cold! I can't be walking around with inferior sleeve coverage. I'm told it's the "style," but it looks more like someone was just skimping on fabric and making it even more impossible for tall women to find well-fitting clothes.

3. One night my roommate came home when I was asleep. She didn't know I was there, so she started playing with her dog. "WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!" her high-pitched squeal echoed. Eventually she realized I was home and stopped. The next morning, she apologized and I said, "Don't be sorry... that shit was funny!"

posted by platkat @ 12:01 PM