Friday, August 05, 2005

I Think, Therefore I Am?


Yesterday evening, I arrived at my front door, which bore the message "NOBODY LIVES HERE". That confused me for a second. I checked the number on the door. It said "148" and I pondered that for awhile. Yeah, I was pretty sure someone lived there, and that someone was me.

Upon closer examination, I found some tiny writing underneath the message that stated, "...by that name." And it was written on the back of a UPS packing slip. So Bill probably posted it there regarding a misdirected package. Move along, nothing to see here, folks.

But it was nice to have a chance to question my own existence before continuing my daily activities.



Comments:
KEWL
ALEXIS

i had a similar experience. When I got to work the other day security wouldn't let me in. They said my badge said I was terminated. Talk about getting freaked out. I thought maybe I was in the movie the NET or something. I said, "Well can you call my manager and let her know that?" Turns out I'm not fired and I do exist but makes you think about your existence for a split second.

You're blowing my fucking mind mahhhhnnnn!

At least ya know you actually exist.

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