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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Sonic B(ooooh)m

I decided to get a leg up on the pile this afternoon and take out the trash before dinner. As I pulled the garbage can to a halt at the curb, I heard some funny screaming. At first, it sounded like a child, perhaps in one of the yards behind my house. I paused and listened further.

Silly, silly me. That wasn't a kid. It was my neighbor fucking the shit out of his Asian stripper girlfriend with the windows open.

I listened for at least a full minute, amazed that I was able to hear the ooohing and uuuhing with such great clarity. I felt compelled to yell something, but I just walked back into the garage giggling like a rotten high school kid. I think JL owes me one for preserving the moment.

posted by platkat @ 5:58 PM