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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Best Conversation EVAR

lostliver: i just bought vibrating nipple clamps.
PlatKat: ew!
lostliver: what!?!
PlatKat: ewwww!
lostliver: what?!?
PlatKat: EWWWWWWWWWW!
lostliver: ?
PlatKat: what made you want nipple clamps?
lostliver: and what is the point of this conversation?
lostliver: you think it's gross. why go further?
PlatKat: well now I'm curious!
lostliver: so i can clip them to the nipples of the girl who is tied spread eagle in the entranceway between my kitchen and living room and turn them and the dildos shoved inside on and come over here and type to you.
PlatKat: you're really just going to wear them yourself
lostliver: with an avocado shoved up me bum

posted by platkat @ 8:05 PM