I’ve been telling myself all week that I’m going to leave work early and go shopping. There’s no one here and there’s nothing to do.

Now is the time!

I will soon collect Jenny and head to Barton Springs, where I will hunt for shirts that will make me look professional and tidy at work. And perhaps some that make me look hot and sexy at da cluuub. (Easter eggs when you mouse over the boots at the end.)

This will fall inline perfectly with Gus’s online shopping expedition on zappos.com. He can buy some new boots to wear to the cluuub — because the ladies can’t resist flashing lights and an obnoxiously loud hum!