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It's better than whatever you're supposed to be doing. Saturday, February 27, 2010 Why Is This Suckometer Stuck on High? Nicorette Makes Quitting Suck Less Now they should work on a gum that makes people suck less. posted by platkat @ 6:58 PM  1 million people love The Kat   Sunday, February 21, 2010 I Can Haz Cheezburger? It has been awhile, since I'm trying to eat healthy and save money. But I came across this site, Legit Beef, which has some very thorough reviews of burger places in Seattle. The next time I order an extra-rare artery clogger with bacon, cheese, and a giant side of mayo, I'm gonna make it count! FUN FACT: The LOLcat/Cheezburger headquarters are about a mile from me, over in Queen Anne. How's that for a lolcat connekshun? posted by platkat @ 11:10 AM  0 million people love The Kat   Friday, February 19, 2010 Okay, I Will! The weather here has been fantastic, so I've been playing outside as much as possible. My wrist-stamp at Contour pretty much sums up how my return to Seattle has been going so far. Best day evar! (Since yesterday.) posted by platkat @ 2:19 PM  0 million people love The Kat   Wednesday, February 17, 2010 The Grass the EMP Vomits in posted by platkat @ 5:52 PM  0 million people love The Kat   Monday, February 15, 2010 Snoqualmie Falls The sunny day and packs of tourists take most of the Twin Peaks horror out of it. I was more than happy to take advantage of the hearse-friendly parking though. posted by platkat @ 5:46 PM  0 million people love The Kat   Sunday, February 14, 2010 The Best Thing About February 14th Is the 50% Off Candy Sale on February 15th "Happy Valentine's Day." "Happy Valentine's Day." "I didn't get you any presents." "I know." posted by platkat @ 5:31 PM  0 million people love The Kat   Thursday, February 11, 2010 Where Am I? Whew, okay. For a second there, I could have sworn I was in Queens. posted by platkat @ 5:51 PM  0 million people love The Kat   Saturday, February 06, 2010 Because Some People Need a Written Invitation posted by platkat @ 9:14 PM  1 million people love The Kat   Friday, February 05, 2010 Coming Home from Whidbey Island I'm still infatuated with the idea that I can get on a ferry and go to dozens of islands like it ain't no thang. posted by platkat @ 11:54 PM  0 million people love The Kat   Tuesday, February 02, 2010 Groundhog Day Tomorrow morning I will wake up in the same modest hotel room, hear the same noises, see the same people, and go through the same motions I went through yesterday. I'm trapped in the Valley, and I could think of no better day to meet this avoidably unexpected turn of events than the day Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow. Maybe it will remain February 2nd for another few years. Maybe I'll spend a few weeks testing fate with acts of debauchery leading to a seemingly untimely death, only to wake up and do it all again. Then I can take someone's gentle advice and dedicate whatever extra time I've been granted to learning new things and improving myself, and I'll see February 3rd. On the other hand, maybe these last 10 months have been my continuously looping February 2nd. The hedonism is over and the compelling case to radiate kindness, love, and beauty has finally gotten through to me. Tomorrow is February 3rd, and it's gonna be so good. posted by platkat @ 11:30 PM  0 million people love The Kat     Archives April 2002   May 2002   July 2002   November 2002   July 2004   August 2004   September 2004   October 2004   November 2004   December 2004   January 2005   February 2005   March 2005   April 2005   May 2005   June 2005   July 2005   August 2005   September 2005   October 2005   November 2005   December 2005   January 2006   February 2006   March 2006   April 2006   May 2006   June 2006   July 2006   August 2006   September 2006   October 2006   November 2006   December 2006   February 2007   March 2007   April 2007   May 2007   June 2007   July 2007   August 2007   September 2007   October 2007   November 2007   December 2007   January 2008   February 2008   March 2008   April 2008   May 2008   June 2008   July 2008   August 2008   September 2008   October 2008   November 2008   December 2008   January 2009   February 2009   March 2009   April 2009   May 2009   June 2009   July 2009   August 2009   September 2009   October 2009   November 2009   December 2009   January 2010   February 2010     Scrolling is so 2001. platkat@yahoo.com

The Obviously Avocado Big 10 It's "California-style" Three-wolf shirts Made-for-TV poetry lamebook If you're not laughing, you are being laughed at. Cool stories, brah Internet name-dropping Now basement-dwelling losers can be douchebags too! Passive-aggressive behavior "Someone's doing something I don't like, and I need an intelligent-sounding phrase to describe it." Platty Katty's Bratty Patties, Shroomie Style Hilton vacation telephone promotions Call me one more time and the Garden Inn down the street gets it. Tweeting to bend a flock of pigeons to your will Writing on someone's wall without going online The Previous Big 10 The Seattle Big 10 I just wanted him to show me the Space Needle... Becoming the self-appointed welcome wagon in a city I've lived in less than 6 months iPod Sundays at The Satellite Winehoused! The technicolor wolf-dragon-man I think I finally figured out what he wants from me, and he can't have it! MS Transportation Failure "I think I'm going to die on this bus." "Perhaps we already have." Having to describe the weather I'm seeing only as "precipitation" because I really don't know what it is Kool-Aid Man Oh yeah! A t-shirt that reads, "Ask me why I'm stabbing you in the face." "WHY???" Koreans who love eggs Like the sky above... g00bs, a.k.a. Seattle men Love 'em or hate 'em, they make great blog fodder The Big 10 Before That The Summer Again Big 10 A year? Already? Free Hams Free hams will fill me! Free hams will thrill me! Why don't you feed me... FREE HAMS!!! The DMV in NYC Adding bubbles to your bath so you can actively ignore how dirty the tub is Gus's diamond status at Harrah's properties Congrats, baby! Bjorkestra The term alone has me excited Old friends The Master Cleanse My broken Sidekick Fuck T-Mobile. I'd flip the bird for emphasis but my hands are busy with this tablet and chisel Edys Loaded Butterfinger Ice Cream The Addiction is back Being annoyed that the right column is longer than the left My site needs a boob job The Big 10 Way Before That The Big Apple Big 10 It's up to you, New York My new office I miss everyone in the Austin office a lot, but these guys give me iced mochas Countertops... Whoa... Peeping Tom "You people live in Brooklyn because you can't afford to live in Manhattan." / "I do live in Manhattan! HAHAHAHA!" The never-ending quest for tortillas and Mach-3 razors I think I'm done questing for awhile Vacation sunglasses Hoboken If only for its great view of Manhattan The misguided libidinous dweebs on MySpace The new virus on my computer that allowed me to install a fart button Abnormally vivid dreams about monkeys That's a bit curious, George Waiting until I move across the country to update my Big 10 The Big 10 Way, Way Before That The Linkless Big 10 Because you've had enough already! DSL and wireless Internet They got off to a rocky start, but now they're finally coexisting peacefully in my apartment Dim Sum Like most ethnic foods, it's even better here My refurbished Blogger template Trader Joe's It's better than your grocery store Feeling like I'm on vacation all the time People who actually speak web jargon Way to show your age! LOL Haight Street I'm sure there are "much cooler" places to go in San Francisco, but I don't care The DaVinci Code My car Never thought I'd appreciate it so much until I had to spend a lot of time in the backseat of someone else's Still figuring out what to do with the new-fangled Big 10s The Big 10 Way, Way, WAY Before That The Big 10 of 2004 If popular cable channels can do it, so can I We took home the best dog ever The revival of PlatKat.com I've come a long way, baby! The first season of Home Movies on DVD Put marbles in your nose/No do not put them there! Men who still think women can't play poker Your ignorance is cash in my pocket My pink hair Now everyone's really jockin' me like they know me Freebirds North Fuck Chipotle (a subsidiary of McDonald's) A full-sized U-Haul truck being hauled by a larger truck Going to Oklahoma more times in one year than ever before I saw a cow Sammiches Why say it correctly? Ask the maker of the 8500-calorie one. Spending too much time contemplating what to do with all of my archived Big 10s The Big 10 to Begin All Modern Big 10s A Very Space-Saving Big 10 Netflix I'm on the bandwagon at last! The new They Might Be Giants video on homestarrunner.com Fish tacos from Zapatos Perhaps the only good thing about College Station Adult Swim What bumps will those crazy kids think of next? The movie, Frida Better than they say, not as good as it could have been That guy who blew up an outhouse because he lit a cigarette while taking a shit Super Puzzle Fighter Las Vegas Hell on earth, but I was just visiting The amendment banning same-sex marriage was defeated in the Senate Good to hear we're staying in the 21st century Crappy free cds from college Although they give my desk a cluttered, retro look, I'm still not listening to them Kat's Really Old Big 10s